From Wikipedia: “The mysterious nature of the ninja has long captured popular imagination in Japan, and later the rest of the world. Ninjas figure prominently in folklore and legend, and as a result it is often difficult to separate historical fact from myth. Some legendary abilities include invisibility, walking on water, and control over natural elements.”
Truly, caution is required:
This little gem above was brought to you by the graffiti-artists of the West Side, near Jericho Sailing Club. As for Wikipedia, I can understand the difficulty in separating the accurate historical information from myth in this case, since we’re dealing with walking on water. Clearly the question is: was Jesus a ninja?
Hmm… the logical next step is of course to wonder what Steampunk might have to say on the topic of ninja Jesus. Don’t worry, I’ve done the research for you:
Don’t be grabbin’ this banana.